Deja au aparut bancuri pe seama mortii lui Michael Jackson. Acu cateva ore toata lumea il plangea, iar acum deja se organizeaza concursuri de bancuri. Uitati ce imaginatie au unii:
*BREAKING NEWS!!! BREAKING NEWS!!! BREAKING NEWS!!! –- NEW EVIDENCE HAS ARISEN THAT MICHAEL JACKSON DID NOT DIE OF CARDIAC ARREST…HE ACTUALLY DIED OF FOOD POISONING..HE ATE 12 YEAR OLD NUTS!!!!
*Farrah Fawcett arrives at the pearly gates and Saint Peter Grants her one wish, so she thinks for a minute and says „I wish all the children in the world to be safe”. The next day Micheal Jackson dies from heart attack.
*Michael Jacksons ashes are being scattered in the sandbox So Children can play with him for once
*Michael Jackson was made of 99% plastic, so as his final wish, he was melted down and made as lego so that children can play with him
*Michael Jackson died because his heart couldn’t „beat it”.
*Whats the differance between NASA and MJ? NASA can still do moon walks!